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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Older and Wiser

A few signs I’ve noticed that suggest I might be growing OLDer (or, as I prefer to think of it, more mature):
  • I refuse to order a TALL cup of anything when what I really want is a SMALL.

  • I recently asked for a gift CERTIFICATE rather than a gift CARD.

  • I refuse to bag my own groceries at the supermarket.

  • I recently walked out of a nationally-recognized sub shop without making a purchase when confronted with a place-your-own-order computer kiosk (and I noticed that the woman who entered the store behind me did the same thing).

  • I refuse to use the self-checkout lines at the supermarket.

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